Did You Know...?

Tonight I was talking with my younger brother Steven as he played Super Mario Galaxy. According to him, the following people and things are, quote, "douchebags:" Time travelers, superheroes, anyone who rises from the dead, gas giants, carpets, elves, Zeus, "Magic Eye" puzzles, shoelaces, vests, and paintings by Rothko.

You can see, clearly, why I need to be in constant webcam contact with this individual and his startling intellect.