Why you no post, Dave Heckman, why you no poooost?

Well, a lot of reasons.

The last month has been kind of busy for me and unfortunately, I can't blog about being in college if I flunk out of college. Also, sometimes I just sort of stop feeling like writing something, and just plum don't write it for long periods of time. I'm trying to get better at this, but it's hard.

Well, the rest of my German-Speaking Switzerland trip is pretty boring anyway. We stayed in Zurich and I visited James Joyce's grave. When I told my parents about this, my dad commented that there are probably droves of confused tourists in Dublin trying to find his grave, but just not looking in the right country.

So what will I be talking about next? We'll see.

No Can Post

Cannot post now.

In midterm hell.

Papers to write.

Instead, enjoy these two GIFs of Zenedine Zidane's headbutt in the World Cup, photoshopped with King of Fighters characters.


Working working working working working...

Alpacalypse Now!

THEY HUNGER!

BEWARE, THEY LIVE!

RUN, COWARD!

And an image that requires no further embellishment from me:

AN ALPACA ADMINISTERING A SUSTAINED AND BRUTAL BEATING ON A SMALL CHILD.

Notice how the alpaca isn't looking at the boy he's in the process of trampling to death. No...he's looking...at us.

Looking...watching...waiting.

Tonight's post has been brought to you by Google Image Search = "angry+alpaca," with special guest, Sinistar. And yes, tragically, this will probably not be the last post I make solely based off a pun in the title.

Spongebob's Offer You Can't Refuse!

My friend Doug mailed me this. I am posting it for you.

The Greatest Films Of Our Time As Done By Characters From Spongebob Squarepants.

YOUR MIND HAS NOW BEEN BLOWN.

Further lucubration is unnecessary.

Tiamat vs. Jörmungandr: WHO YA GOT???

Getting into the nerd spirit, I give you:

JORMUNGANDRTHE WORLD-SERPENT!
THE SCOURGE OF MIDGARD!
SLAYER OF THE MIGHTY THOR!

VERSUS

TIAMATQUEEN OF THE PRIMORDIAL ABYSS!
MOTHER OF THE GREAT DEMON LEGION!
SHE IS UMMU-HUBUR, WHO FORMED ALL THINGS!

IN A PANTHEON-SHATTERING WAR TO END ALL WARS!

THE SERPENT THE SIZE OF THE EARTH!

THE DRAGON AS LARGE AS THE SEAS!

WHOEVER WINS...WE LOSE!!!

This one's for you, Nate

Nate, one of my awesome DMs, has demanded it, and so it shall come to pass:

That right there? That's a Swiss Alp.

Now, if THAT Alp could cut things in half with its shadow, we'd be in for some trouble. 'Cause, you know, it's shadow is about a mile long.

Thank God it doesn't have its hat, though.