JORMUNGANDR
THE WORLD-SERPENT!
THE SCOURGE OF MIDGARD!
SLAYER OF THE MIGHTY THOR!
VERSUS
TIAMAT
QUEEN OF THE PRIMORDIAL ABYSS!
MOTHER OF THE GREAT DEMON LEGION!
SHE IS UMMU-HUBUR, WHO FORMED ALL THINGS!
IN A PANTHEON-SHATTERING WAR TO END ALL WARS!
THE SERPENT THE SIZE OF THE EARTH!
THE DRAGON AS LARGE AS THE SEAS!
WHOEVER WINS...WE LOSE!!!
THE WORLD-SERPENT!THE SCOURGE OF MIDGARD!
SLAYER OF THE MIGHTY THOR!
VERSUS
TIAMAT
QUEEN OF THE PRIMORDIAL ABYSS!MOTHER OF THE GREAT DEMON LEGION!
SHE IS UMMU-HUBUR, WHO FORMED ALL THINGS!
IN A PANTHEON-SHATTERING WAR TO END ALL WARS!
THE SERPENT THE SIZE OF THE EARTH!
THE DRAGON AS LARGE AS THE SEAS!
WHOEVER WINS...WE LOSE!!!
3 comments:
Cthulhu would kick both their asses in a R'lyeh minute!
Isn't a R'lyeh minute equal to a thousand trackless aeons?
Jormungandr encircles the globe, coiled and wrapped around himself...I'm pretty sure he can eat Cthulhu. If he won't, then the upper-class society will
...calamari?
Lucifer would still just smite everything with a flaming sword as zombies overrun the face of the lands, but not until after the rapture has taken the children. Then a meteor will finish us off as the sun super-novas the inner planets into oblivion, then reverberate into a black hole, condensing our little 8 planet solar system into virtually nothingness.
We're all doomed no matter what
so just live your life out to the fullest or end it now.
LOL
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